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The Bad Touch by ImperatorAlicia The Bad Touch by ImperatorAlicia
Garrus, when will you watch those God damn vids, man?

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All I did was just extract the models from Mass Effect 2's PC assets, bring them into 3ds Max, throw their textures on them, and then I moved them around to pose them.

(The models and all of their assets belong to BioWare.)
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:icontiffy316:
tiffy316 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015
I wonder where he touched her........
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:icondusterboy:
Dusterboy Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014
Don't tell me Garrus doesn't know the difference between a woman's boobs and her backside? Or her boobs and her "mound"?
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:iconjulianhellsing:
julianhellsing Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014
Ghosts, if your father could see your right now...
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:iconezeikel77:
Ezeikel77 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
XD Damn Garrus...
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:iconlittlealicewhite:
littlealicewhite Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2013
Wait, what.
-_-
Damnit, Garrus.
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:iconchunkymonkey75:
chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
My mind is young... what on um, palaven i guess, did he touch?
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:iconhereticalrosepetal:
HereticalRosePetal Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
Kid, you don't wanna know...
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:iconchunkymonkey75:
chunkymonkey75 Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2013
I have an idea, but i dont like it.
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:iconhereticalrosepetal:
HereticalRosePetal Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2013
Good...
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:iconkombatantn7:
KombatantN7 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2013
Zaeed asked for Silver and old Buttsauce here went for gold! Thumbs up! Keep 'em coming :D
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Woo, that he did! Thank you kindly!
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:iconmementomori19:
MementoMori19 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I always used those two in my squad and sometimes I always wondered if Garrus would ever ask Zaeed stuff. And how many times did Zaeed "help" him. LOL

I love your stuff so much coz you like manage to re-enact all the stuff the boyfriend and I always joke about it. IT"S SO AWESOME. But honestly what fan *hasn't* thought such things?
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ahahah, Zaeed's "help" would be terrifying.

YAY. It's always great to know I'm not the only person who things about these...very important matters. Perhaps more than I should.

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:iconmementomori19:
MementoMori19 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Very important matters...*Mordin's voiceover*...INDEED
:3
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:iconmementomori19:
MementoMori19 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Very important matters...*Mordin's voiceover*...INDEED
:3
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:iconadmiralcarsten:
AdmiralCarsten Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
Hm... I can just about imagine what it is, since Zaeed owes Garrus 100 Cs... Must worth more than a female's melons...
If you don't know what I mean, hint:
The same location where the only parts of a man are... Boobs seem more worth though, in my opinion.... just sayin'... *looks over shoulder before pressing 'Add Comment'* Anyone can sneak up on anyone on the Normandy.... ESPECIALLY Kasumi.... she could be behind me without me realising it...
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh yes, you never know...
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:iconjem93:
jem93 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Can't blame him though, turians are birds and therefore lack mammary glands,
so he got mixed up and grabbed her ass! 100 credits indeed!
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, oh indeed!
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:iconwinterpur:
Winterpur Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is both hilarious and leaves me wondering just what exactly did he grab? There are guesses but still, I cant help but wonder. Funny and fitting the theme of things in a way, love this series you've shared, enjoying reading up on it.
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Way glad to hear that you enjoy it! Thanks so much!
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:iconactuallyfenharel:
ActuallyFenHarel Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2012  Student Digital Artist
omg woooow XD You have a seriously brilliant mind for humor. this shit is epic XD Keeps getting better rofl XD
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hah, thank you! Very kind of you to say so!
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:iconactuallyfenharel:
ActuallyFenHarel Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:heart:
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:iconpistachioinfernal:
PistachioInfernal Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2012
STOP STOP STOP SIDES HURT!!! LAUGHING TOO HARD!!! :D
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ever so glad to hear that you enjoyed this one so!
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:iconxelestial:
Xelestial Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmao. Even though Garrus is my LI, I'd probably still hit him for randomly grabbing that in public.
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lololol. Me too.
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:icontrreisywhitewolf:
TrreisyWhiteWolf Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
what DID he touch?
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Something.
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:icontrreisywhitewolf:
TrreisyWhiteWolf Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You're not going to tell me, ah? You're evil.
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:iconjerrydickerson85:
jerrydickerson85 Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
thats too funny
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconhurrhurrplz:
Why thank you!
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:iconjerrydickerson85:
jerrydickerson85 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
no problem
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:iconblingchinginading707:
blingchinginading707 Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012
[link]

I immediately thought of that video as soon as I read this, hahahaha.
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Bahaha, ooh yes, those lines. I was just thinking about those yesterday actually.

Funny bumps indeed!

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:icontobyk947:
Tobyk947 Featured By Owner May 17, 2012
Haha. Love <3

I would've gone the other way "That wasnt her boob, no monies for you" Though I guess offering more money makes it BAMF.
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Haha, I like to think Zaeed honors his wagers, if nothing else.
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:icontobyk947:
Tobyk947 Featured By Owner May 19, 2012
Especially since he gets paid so much no ever tells you the amount, I suppose he can afford it.
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:iconzaeedmassani:
ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner May 14, 2012
:iconawesomezaeedplz:
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner May 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You ARE awesome, sir.
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:iconzaeedmassani:
ZaeedMassani Featured By Owner May 15, 2012
:D
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:iconmallori-cantare:
Mallori-Cantare Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Student General Artist
LOL What did I just read XD
Was funny...enough said.
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner May 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Harr, glad to hear it! Thank you!
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:icondeangirl22:
deangirl22 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012
Definitely lmfao worthy..considering I just did!
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Glad you enjoyed it!
:iconiloveitplz:
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:iconsilverhawk91:
SilverHawk91 Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
This is absolutely hilarious! :D I love the lines in the last panel, definitely made me laugh for a while. :iconlaughingplz:
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yay, happy to hear you like it! Thank you!
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:iconkitsune2008:
kitsune2008 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
Too bad for Garrus that zfemShepard likes to ride Sanchez instead of him.
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:iconimperatoralicia:
ImperatorAlicia Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lololol. True enough!
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