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Meet Jimmy Vaca by ImperatorAlicia Meet Jimmy Vaca by ImperatorAlicia
~Arcanum-Draconis gave me the idea to have good ol' James messin' with some space cows because INEVITABLY something would go wrong. So, I made a whole comic out of it because my brain couldn't fit all the ridiculousness into one panel.

(As a fancy-pants photoset on Tumblr: [link])

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All I did was just extract the models from Mass Effect's PC assets, bring them into 3ds Max, throw their textures on them, and then I moved them around to pose them.

(The models and all of their assets belong to BioWare.)
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:iconzachvalkyrie:
ZachValkyrie Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Student Writer
I don't trust that shifty-looking cow...
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:iconrevan005:
Revan005 Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2015
Funny idea.
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:iconskirmisherdak:
SkirmisherDak Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Viral videooo~
Yeaahaa!
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:iconvampkate95:
VampKate95 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Please tell me her YouTube is real 
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:iconmastercatshalafi:
MastercatShalafi Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
I don't get why these creatures are called space cows, for me they look like some sorta badget/deer combinations ~

And Shepard should SELL that video, not just put it into extranet. The profits would be nice help for war effort
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:iconragingnerd:
RagingNerd Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
Haha awesome! :D

Also....that weird moment when you realise - if Reapers won, those "space cows" (and Pyjaks. Don't forget pyjaks) would be the next sentient beings to evolve and occupy the Citadel...ok, that's really weird. 
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:iconezeikel77:
Ezeikel77 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Epic just Epic
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:iconmadcat221:
MadCat221 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
Make sure your credit chit is still in your pocket when you leave, Jimbo.
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:icondigitalunicorn:
DigitalUnicorn Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Were space cows in the game???
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:icongamergirl32:
gamergirl32 Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013
Yes, i know for sure in dlc in ME2, overlord i believe its called. ME3 im not so sure
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:icondigitalunicorn:
DigitalUnicorn Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well... Das cool
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:iconrarcher25:
rarcher25 Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2013
They were also in ME1 on one of hte planets it steals your credits....
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:icondigitalunicorn:
DigitalUnicorn Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh. Ma. Gerd
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:iconmadcat221:
MadCat221 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2013
Dat Shifty Cow.  masseffect.wikia.com/wiki/Shif…

She's also a gaming ace in the Castle Arcade and Armax Arena.
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:icondigitalunicorn:
DigitalUnicorn Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey that's pretty cool :3
I like space cows
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:iconpuppetjarihop:
puppetjarihop Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2013
would it befunnier if the space cow stole james wallet and punch .? great job
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:iconazulenearoma:
AzuleneAroma Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2013  Professional General Artist
oh god, too funny. you excel!
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:iconwunderwolfer:
wunderwolfer Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2013
Hahahaha
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:iconacavyos:
Acavyos Featured By Owner May 31, 2013  Hobbyist Filmographer
Lololol dios mio!!!! xD Space Youtube rocks!
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:iconjetsparhawk91:
jetsparhawk91 Featured By Owner May 20, 2013
That damn cow stole my money!
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:iconillusivewolfe:
IllusiveWolfe Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Student General Artist
Your comics about mass effect are hilarious! Hahaha cool beans job!
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:iconalmisten:
Almisten Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
Oh lord, I haven't logged in for a while, and this totally made my day. I was in a classroom while I read this and started laughing a lot, for a minute there I forgot there were people around me. You miss, turned a boring time in class into a good one.
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:iconlostoddity:
LostOddity Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Haha! Shep, dooming her friends to internet fame of the worst kind. :happybounce:
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:icondorianpavus:
DorianPavus Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013   Digital Artist
OH MY GOD INSTANT FAVE
I ALWAYS LOVED THE SPACE COWS. ;_;
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:iconmrod282:
mrod282 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2013
This just made me a complete person...I can die happy now lol
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:iconjustpeachy129:
justpeachy129 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
Made me giggle until I saw the "N7_Grrrl" and now I'm dying of laughter:D
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:icontheartributor:
TheArtributor Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Couldn't be worse than quarian-volus relations. COULD IT?!?!
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:iconantidragon4185:
AntiDragon4185 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
I think James just got the "Paramour" achievement.
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:icondeath-sheep:
Death-Sheep Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
My love for this picture set is both complete and irrational.

Thank you for this. It got a big laugh out of me.
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:iconjoswankodaigo:
JoswanKodaigo Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2013
*gidgity*
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:iconfinalsage:
FinalSage Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
Be careful that might be the "Shifty Cow" <.< >.>
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:iconantidragon4185:
AntiDragon4185 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2013
Nah, it's probably the "Shifty Cow's" cousion, the "Amorous Cow".
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:iconfinalsage:
FinalSage Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2013
Oh thats the one that gives your butt a pinch instead of stealing credits XD
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:iconnatsumi494:
Natsumi494 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
Nice work, makes me laugh so much XD !
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:iconkant-lavar:
Kant-Lavar Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
And of course YouTube is humanity's first major contribution to the Extranet.
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:iconcybermage2060:
Cybermage2060 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
It's a MIRACLE they let us in.
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:iconioialoha:
Ioialoha Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
All the AWSOME YOU MEAN! lol this really is
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:iconactuallyfenharel:
ActuallyFenHarel Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013  Student Digital Artist
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG :XD:
This made my day :XD:
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:iconbanzaisquirrel:
BanzaiSquirrel Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
HA!
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:iconpurple-jasmine17:
purple-jasmine17 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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:icongriml0ck122:
GRIML0CK122 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
only 1 million views?
should be most viewed on the extranet!
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:icondblood42:
dblood42 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
Very funny, loving it! :D
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:iconnotbambi:
NotBambi Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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:iconmarvelguru:
Marvelguru Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Read this with this voice over
[link]

"News of the Hour!!" Space cow sexually violates Alliance soldier tongue and all. Alliance soldier traumatized by incident is reported attending therapy of transgression. Commanding officer reply laughs hysterically rolling on floor. Turien boyfriend response "Calibration". This is "News of the Hour!!" brought you by Tupari the most energizing drink in the "Milky Way region!"
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:iconkyubiman:
kyubiman Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Student
The true way Sheppard has reach galactic Infamy.
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:iconcecilialundberg87:
CeciliaLundberg87 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love you, Alicia!
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:iconzoedemar:
ZoeDemar Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
hilarious!
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:iconshengirl:
Shengirl Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Allers would probably be okay with this (eventually). XD
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:iconchereseaaurion8:
chereseaaurion8 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
As a latina I approve of this to the point my brain is going to explode from how much I love this
Because reasons
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:icondark-feanix:
Dark-Feanix Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Literally laughing out loud. That is awesome and hilarious. James would be the one to get on the wrong side of a space cow.
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